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Republican voting fraud in Texas!

by Darryl — Wednesday, 6/26/13, 1:43 am

The Texas Tribune has the scoop on the incredible happenings in the Texas Senate on Tuesday evening. Essentially, state Sen. Wendy Davis, D-Fort Worth, engaged in an 13 hour filibuster of a draconian anti-abortion law. The Texas Senate rules allow such filibusters, but they can be stopped if the person doing the filibuster wanders off topic or leans too much on the desk (really!). With less than two hours to go in the special session, another Senator objected to Davis’ speech, which had “wandered” to the seemingly unrelated topic of the implications of Texas’ 2011 abortion sonogram law for this new law.

Sure seems like bullshit to me, but the advantage of being the majority party is you get to push almost everything in your favor.

From there, it didn’t go well for Republicans. There were a long series of procedural moves, the gallery onlookers periodically disrupted proceedings, and finally Senators engaged in a chaotic series of exchanges.

As the midnight deadline approached, protesters started screaming, effectively shutting down the ability to communicate on the floor. In the final minutes, Republicans hustled to conduct a vote that most Democrats weren’t even aware was happening. The final votes appeared to occur after the midnight deadline. (The deadline is not just a Senate rule, but a legal deadline for the special session, as I understand it).

This brought new issues to resolve:

State Sen. Dan Patrick, R-Houston, told the press, “we started voting before midnight,” and therefore, it counted. But state Sen. Royce West, D-Dallas, said, “the session is over with…it’s over with at midnight,” and so, the vote didn’t count.

Okay…I suppose it could be true that a vote started before midnight might be legally able to continue until after the midnight deadline. Fine…they win in a legal overtime, I suppose.

Not so fast. Despite Sen. Patrick’s confidence in being able to conclude a vote started before midnight, apparently not every Republican was convinced. Here are screenshots of the Senate log (click to enlarge image):

The first one [right] shows the last actions on SB 5 taking place after midnight. And the second [left], taken 9 minutes later, shows the dates changed to 6/25:

TexasGOPVoterFraud

You’re fucking kidding me! Those fucking Texas Republicans fraudulently manipulated the time stamp to make it appear as if voting was complete before the Midnight deadline?!!!?!! In Texas, such actions might go by some folksy euphemism like , “cow paddy fence mendin’.” To the rest of us, this sure looks like organized voting fraud bullshit!

Why am I not surprised by Republicans fraudulently manipulating the election record in their favor? (Whenever you hear a Republican talking about voting fraud, it’s projection.)

And why am I not surprised the Party of Stoopid™ thought they could get away with this fraud without anyone noticing?

Update: Perhaps recognizing they were busted by screenshots, the Republicans fold…

Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst stepped down from the dais after ruling that time had expired on SB 5, telling the senators, “It’s been fun, but, um, see ya soon.”

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 1/30/26, 9:26 pm

The Resistance: ♫ Hands Off Our Democracy ♬

Billy Bragg: ♫ City of heros ♬

ScaredKetchup: Can new Melania movie trailer save this giant turkey?

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Deed I Do (Long lost WW2 protest song) ♬

Marc Skjervem: ♫ Minnesota Anthem ♬

Vox: How Finland defeated fascism

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • The Resistance: ♫ An Ode To Greenland (A song from the majority of Americans who reject Трамп’s Greenland fantasy) ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп says God is “very proud” of him & Vance says MN protestors should write op-eds
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп celebrates Melania’s movie premiere, has new BFF Nicki Minaj & government shutdown looms
  • Robert Reich: One year of Трамп’s broken promises
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп demotes Greg Bovino as GOP turns against Minnesota crackdown
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends Kristi Noem
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трампstein Files ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Best of “Were you better off 4 years ago??”
  • LegalEagle: The execution of Alex Pretti broke me
  • Marsh Family: Dotard’s Sewage Stream:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Трамп storm safety video
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s Greenland war faceplants
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard speaks honestly to his supporters about Alex Pretti
  • Seth Meyers and Chris Hayes: The Трамп administration’s sociopathic response to Minneapolis ICE shootings
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп scrambles to clean up mess in Minneapolis, calls protesters paid agitators & A snow day prank!
  • Stephen: Bye bye, Bovino & Noem is the face of Трамп’s ICE mess & Presidential decay & the “Melania” disaster
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donny’s Death Squads ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Constitution Contradiction ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп lies about Ilhan Omar attack & Bondi claims ICE resistance is “organized”
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Peace Prize ♬:

  • SNL: Трамп awards
  • Brutal Dictator: Трамп toys. Iceland. Dementia daddy.
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп meets #1 fan Nicki Minaj, has repulsive reaction to Ilhan Omar attack & still no Epstein files
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The protesters are forcing Трамп’s retreat
  • The Late Show: A time when you couldn’t say “Christmas”
  • Royer Brothers: Трамп really likes to break things!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Bad genes—The Трамп family curse ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп and FAUX News blame Greg Bovino for violence in Minneapolis as some agents leave

Stella Magz: Don Lemon arrested

Out Of Tune: ♫ Her Name Was Renee ♬

Stephen: Springsteen’s scathing protest & Italy says, “No ICE” & Трамп threatens MAGA donors & skipping “Melania”

Matthew Cooke: Abolish ICE! No brainer. Then what? Also, how?

Marsh Family: ♫ Minnesota ♬:

The Midnight Republic: ♫ Not One More (A song for Alex Pretti) ♬

ONN: Police ask for public’s help in falsifying report

Sen. Maria Cantwell: Senate floor remarks on ICE and civil liberties

Champnella: We are all Minnesota

Fascists, Executioners, Grifters, and Other Brainwashed MAGA Degenerates:

  • JoJoFromJerz: ICE is out of control!!!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Hypocrisy ♬
  • Stella Magz: Helping ICE agents get new jobs!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ MELANIA! The unOfficial (but quite patriotic) Movie Theme Song ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ You Know You’re In Trouble (When You’ve Lost The NRA) ♬
  • Desi Lydic: Melania’s $40 million docu-bribe movie premieres
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reviews Melanie’s movie
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ How do you Fire a Guy like Stephen Miller? ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: How can literally anyone defend what ICE/Border Patrol is doing?!
  • Ari Melber: WH’s lawless panic after agents shoot a ICU Nurse in the back…ten times
  • Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets Of Minneapolis ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Comply With Me ♬:
  • Stephen: Masked secret police are NOT victims. The truth about Alex Pretti. What would the founders do?
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Bye Bovino ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Get the ICE Out ♬
  • Ari Melber: NEW Epstein files hit Трамп, his Cabinet & lEon Musk’s “party”
  • Ross Childs: J.D. Vance is preggers???
  • Desi Lydic: Ilhan Omar gets hit with Трамп insults & vinegar while Nicki Minaj turns mega MAGA
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ There’s Joy Among ICE Tonight ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Get ICE Out ♬
  • Steve Shives: My MAGA cousin joins ICE:

  • Founders Sing: ♫ Killer Miller ♬
  • Lewis Black: ICE Math
  • Stephen: ICE outrage goes viral & White House blame game & Ilhan Omar is tough under pressure
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Epstein files outrage
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Hope to Get Away (With Murder)—The Kristi Noem Song ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ Nicki Minaj describes Трамп’s discolored hand ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Liars, Liars, Your Masks Are On Fire ♬
  • Seth Meyers: ICE & Border Patrol face intense national backlash after second deadly shooting in MN
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The vile and heartless murder of nurse Alex Pretti by ICE in Minneapolis
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Tiny cops
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ ICE, FUCK YOU ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ ICE! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп sleeps with entire Cabinet! (but not Melania) ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans to deploy ICE
  • JoJoFromJerz: They think they can get away with murder
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s nightmare returns! NEW Subpoenas hit Epstein’s client, lawyer, CPA
  • Stella Magz: Execution of another American citizen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LegalEagle: Pam Bondi arrests ICE church protestors
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Lying Endlessly ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ash Hole’s Hall of Fame ♬
  • The Late Show: Nobody likes ice

Jonathan Pie: Terror in America

Chris Hayes: “The wolf is at the door.” Трамп is building a police state

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Matthew Cooke: Is protesting a church wrong? Didn’t Jesus do that?

Christopher Titus: RIP Alex Pretti, Renee Good, Keith Porter

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 1/24/20, 11:57 pm

Bruce Nelson: Grampa’s 401K

Now This: What is ocean acidification?

Vox: The lost neighborhood under New York’s Central Park.

Трамп on Trial:

  • Bruce Nelson: Midnight Mitch
  • Trevor: Трамп Impeachment Trial Juror Orientation
  • The Late Show: GOP Senators refuse to hear evidence in Трамп impeachment trial
  • Young Turks: Трамп caught on tape threatening ambassador
  • Seth Meyers: Trial confesses amid Senate impeachment trial
  • Jimmy Fallon: The Dotard’s impeachment trial begins
  • Our Cartoon President: Cartoon Трамп’s impeachment trial kicks off:

  • Conan: Definitive proof that The Dotard has met Lev Parnas
  • Daily Show: Getting a word in with Rudy Giuliani
  • Bruce Nelson: King Donald and the McConnell cover-up
  • Stephen: Трамп flees to Switzerland while his impeachment trial kicks off in the Senate
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп impeachment trial slogs on
  • Trevor: Трамп’s Senate impeachment trial—Day two
  • Bruce Nelson: Трампster Fire
  • Conan: Mitch McConnell’s aide defends the impeachment rules
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп prepares for impeachment trial after Lev Parnas bombshell
  • Jimmy Fallon recaps day 3 of Трамп’s Senate impeachment trial
  • Stephen: Трамп fan-boy Matt Gaetz left off the President’s team of GOP impeachment warriors
  • Trevor: Трамп’s Senate impeachment trial—Day one
  • Bruce Nelson: Republicans don’t want witnesses
  • The Late Show: Indulge your impeachment fantasies with C-SPAN3 after dark
  • Daily Show: Mitch McConnell’s weird impeachment rules
  • Samantha Bee: The impeachment trial—Show us Parnas’ receipts
  • Robert Reich: How Трамп manufactured the Hunter Biden-Ukraine scandal
  • Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.
  • Mark Fiore: Join the Трамп legal defense team.
  • Conan: The C-SPAN control room during the impeachment trial
  • Farron Cousins: The Dotard brags about withholding evidence from impeachment trial
  • Trevor: Like it or not, The Dotard is living his life
  • Now This: Rep. Adam Schiff destroys Трамп lawyers’ defenses against impeachment
  • Lauren Mayer: A trial without a witness:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s impeachment trial might be boring
  • Reflect: Adam Schiff shuts down Pam Bondi’s lies During Трамп’s impeachment trial
  • Ari Melber: Clash at impeachment trial over what Trial knew
  • Stephen: Rep. Adam Schiff passionately, courageously lays out the case against The Dotard Трамп
  • Bruce Nelson: Трамп was either in the loop or he was clueless
  • Conan: The impeachment trial kiss cam
  • Trevor: Трамп’s Senate impeachment trial—Day three
  • Seth Meyers: Rep. Eric Swalwell explains why it was worth impeaching The Dotard
  • Bruce Nelson: Lindsey Graham, Senate enigma
  • Conan: Impeachment trial facts (Mitch McConnell edition)

John Oliver: Push notifications.

BuzzFeed: $2,000 rent—Seattle Vs. Austin.

Twenty Twenty Vision:

  • Daily Show: Democratic Candidates cannot dance
  • WaPo: A step-by-step guide and why the 2020 Iowa caucuses matter
  • Jonathan Mann: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY YOU GETTIN NERVOUS MAN
  • Robert Reich: The biggest political party in America you’ve never heard of
  • Now This: Who is Elizabeth Warren?
  • Stephen: Tom Steyer
  • Trevor: The New York Times’s dual endorsement & Michael Bloomberg’s white privilege speech

Samantha Bee: Paid parental leave is good for business.

Wired: A Doctor debunks medical myths.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Criminals:

  • Now This: “Nobody knows more” than The Dotard about anything—A supercut
  • Stephen: Трамп weighs in on the issues of the day
  • Farron Cousins: Jared Kushner is a MASSIVE national security threat
  • Bruce Nelson: What would happen if Mike Pence should find religion?
  • David Pakman: Trump thinks US “invented” the wheel

Now This: Trans woman responds to hate by painting her house rainbow

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 4/27/19, 12:31 am

Jim Jefferies: The best way to win an argument

Today I Found Out: Why were executions held at midnight?

Minute Earth: Why is lyme disease getting worse?

WaPo: The fight for access to birth control and abortion, explained.

The Dotard Трамп and His Ring of Co-conspirators:

  • Trevor: Why “No collusion” doesn’t equal “No obstruction”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard thinks Justices he appointed can overturn impeachment
  • Bill Maher: New Rule—Crime and no punishment
  • WaPo: Then and now—How Congress handled calls for underlying impeachment evidence
  • Jimmy Dore: Трамп nominates Herman Cain To Fed Board:

  • Ari Melber: Democrats hit Трамп for “massive, unprecedented” criminal obstruction
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Democrats threaten to jail Трамп officials who defy congressional subpoenas
  • Rachel Maddow: President Dotard Трамп’s scramble to block Congressional investigations
  • Rachel Maddow: Former Nixon attorney says The Dotard Трамп’s criticism of Don McGahn is “risky”
  • Full Frontal: Historians roast Трамп
  • Conan: Why The Dotard is losing Twitter followers
  • WaPo: Hillary Clinton writes that the Mueller report documents serious crimes against America
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Even FAUX News’ Judge Andrew Napolitano believes The Dotard Трамп committed obstruction of justice
  • Ari Melber: How Dotard Трамп’s bluff on House subpoenas may backfire
  • Roll Call: Five ways Трамп is reshaping environmental policy
  • Late Night: The Dotard Трамп and the big beautiful wall:

  • Trevor: Трамп throws a tantrum over Twitter followers and tests the power of Congress
  • Stephen: Robert De Niro on Трамп, “Even gangsters have morals”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s obstruction is disrespectful of the American public.
  • Reflect: The worst moments of Трамп’s clown speech at the NRA
  • Joe Biden SLAMS The Dotard’s “very fine people on both side” in presidential campaign announcement
  • Trevor: Democrats are at odds over impeaching the Dotard
  • Roy Wood, Jr.: What the hell does Ivanka actually do?
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The light at the end of the Dotard Трамп tunnel
  • Vice News: The Mueller report

  • Mark Fiore: Free advice for Democrats.
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard claims his Charlottesville comments were “answered perfectly”
  • Bill Maher: Rep. Adam Schiff on post-Mueller politics.
  • WaPo: What is next for Democrats after the Mueller report’s release?
  • Rachel Maddow: Mueller report shows The Dotard Трамп’s repeated efforts to obstruct
  • Farron Cousins: The Dotard wanted to put detained children in Gitmo
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: More video of Republican hypocrisy on impeachment
  • David Pakman: Трамп threatens to use Supreme Court to block impeachment!?!

Jim Jefferies: You can attend your own funeral in South Korea.

Verge Science: This is what sea level rise will do to coastal cities

Ronny Chieng: Desperate ideas for a warming planet.

WaPo: Behind the speech—A joke that didn’t land. For a good reason.

Jimmy Fallen: Mostly political monologue.

Real Engineering: The truth about space debris.

Twenty-twenty Vision:

  • The Late Show: The Democratic endgame
  • Trevor: The CNN Town Halls—Warren talks cents, Klobuchar gets real and Buttigieg wings it
  • WaPo: Where the 2020 Democrats stand on free college and debt cancellation
  • Conan: Who has the best chance at beating Трамп
  • Mother Jones: 2020 candidates respond—Is it time to impeach Трамп?
  • Kamala Harris: Stop human rights abuse at the border
  • Jimmy Dore: Bernie screams about his tax returns
  • New York Times: Biden announced his candidacy. Will his record help or hurt him?
  • Cory Booker: It’s not enough to just say “I’m not a racist”
  • Bill Maher: A fresh face
  • WaPo: From ‘perfectly reasonable’ to ‘no’—2020 candidates weigh in on impeachment
  • Roll Call: Joe Biden is running for president, here are some congressional basics
  • Conan: Bernie is building an unusual constituency
  • Elizabeth Warren: Why you should vote for who you believe in
  • Trevor: Joe Biden jumps on the 2020 train with a whole lot of baggage
  • WaPo: Joe Biden’s biggest 2020 competitor may be … Joe Biden
  • Ari Melber: Did Mueller prove Swalwell wrong on collusion?

Jim Jefferies: A simple solution to the retirement crisis.

Today I Found Out: How did flipping the bird come to mean “fuck you”?

Vice News: The evolution (or not) of school shootings in America since Columbine.

Farron Cousins: Devin Nunes is so afraid of the public he’s holding a fundraiser in secret location.

WaPo: Why do politicians switch parties?

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/23/18, 11:53 pm

Stephen: Putin wins election (with some help from the Russians).

The week in Congressional hits and misses.

NASA: Astronaut Moments with NASA astronaut Drew Feustel.

Samantha Bee: The history of women’s pain.

WaPo: Audio and texts show how two men worked to discredit one of Roy Moore’s accusers.

Minute Physics: The brown dwarf debate.

Vox: Why female condoms are so hard to find.

The guy who won’t talk about politics.

The Dotard Трамп:

  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп chaos takes out McMaster and alarms with appointment of Bolton
  • Stephen: The Dotard Трамп congratulates Putin for electing himself
  • Seth Meyers: Трампs’ advisers told him not to congratulate Putin
  • Joy Reid: Dotard Трамп’s invisible plane
  • Ari Melber: Secret memo warned The Dotard Трамп data firm about breaking U.S. law
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is furious and bad at spelling
  • Chris Hayes: Betsy DeVos finally answers Congresswoman’s question, a year later
  • A PSA by Our Cartoon President
  • Jonathan Mann: Who Wants To Go To War (John Bolton That’s Who)
  • Lewis Black: Трамп’s golfing milestone
  • Seth Meyers: McKay Coppins on what really motivates Трамп
  • Rachel Maddow: Robert Mueller following the money on Трамп’s Middle East policy
  • Late Show: Rex Tillerson gets fired on the toilet
  • Stephen: Трамп’s lawyer paid off Stormy Daniels because he “cares.”
  • HeadsOfState: EPA’s Scott Pruitt explains spending $43,000 on s soundproof booth:

  • Rachel Maddow: Against advice, Трамп congratulates Putin on sham election win
  • Conan: The damaging information Russia Has on Трамп
  • Samantha Bee: Firings, facebook, and (not-so-fond) farewells
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Security footage proves Ben Carson’s furniture is fangerous
  • James Corden: First ad for Трамп’s anti-drug campaign
  • SNL: Anderson Cooper White House turmoil
  • Seth Meyers: U.S. cybersecurity
  • WaPo: Not just a “coffee boy”—Papadopoulos’s role in Трамп’s campaign
  • Stephen: Трамп shuffles his legal counsel to fend off Mueller
  • Jim Carrey’s art causes a stir.
  • Our Cartoon President: Stormy Daniels
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Stormy Daniels’ lawyer sends “warning shot” to President Dotard Трамп
  • Chris Hayes: Senator Chris Murphy on John Bolton: “I can’t imagine” a more dangerous pick
  • Rachel Maddow: As legal team withers, Трамп adds cable news legal pundits
  • Seth Meyers: McKay Coppins on why Трамп’s White House is like the hunger games
  • Stephen: Dotard Трамп Jr. colluded with a woman who wasn’t his wife
  • Ari Melber: Some Republicans talk impeachment if Трамп fires Robert Mueller
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Lots of turnover in the White House
  • Trevor: Трамп sacks Andrew McCabe and takes aim at Robert Mueller.
  • WaPo: Four of Bolton’s mustache’s hawkish moments
  • Seth Meyers: The Dotard trades barbs with Biden as legal problems mount
  • Stephen analyticizes Cambridge Analytica
  • Trevor: Трамп takes on the opioid crisis
  • David Pakman: Трамп says he could beat up Joe Biden
  • Conan: Canadian has a strongly worded message for Трамп
  • Late Show: Трамп’s new legal team—conspiracy theorists at law
  • Seth Meyers: The Dotard attacks Mueller and McCabe, and Facebook suspends Cambridge Analytica
  • Trevor: Electronic brainwashing—Cambridge Analytica’s sinister Facebook strategy
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп vs Biden—Sarah Knucklebee Sanders weighs in
  • Stephen: Let the Robert Mueller tweets begin!
  • Joy Reid: Maxine Waters on impeachment—we can’t wait for 2020
  • Rachel Maddow: Cambridge Analytica scandal rocks already rattled Трамп world
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: ohn Bolton and the madness in the White House
  • Jonathan Mann: Will he or won’t he fire Mueller
  • James Corden: Трамп’s new lawyer and Dotard Jr.’s affair:

  • Seth Meyers and John Oliver on John’s children’s book about VP Pence’s gay bunny, Marlon Bundo
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп ignores all caps warning and congratulates Vladimir Putin

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Redpilled—The Storm

Our Cartoon President: Who gets out to turn the jets on?
Our Cartoon President: Biparti-Satans busted!

Vox: Why eating healthily is so expensive in America.

Jimmy Kimmel: Happy 88th Birthday Pat Robertson.

Samantha Bee: The Iraq war, 15 years later.

Stephen works out with Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Gunz in ‘Merica and the March for Our Lives:

  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: March For Our Lives vs. Brave adults who do nothing
  • Trevor and Parkland students discuss gun reform and March for Our Lives
  • Locked and loaded Трамп.
  • Ari Melber: Parkland survivor—Congress need to “get up” and fix gun violence
  • Mother Jones: He survived the Las Vegas massacre, and he’s protesting for the first time
  • What? ANOTHER GODDAMN SCHOOL SHOOTING?!?
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Baltimore teens speak out about underreported gun violence
  • Francesca Fiorentini: School shootings—A good reason to lower the voting age?

  • Late Night: Teenagers—Saving our country so you don’t have to
  • WaPo: “Too many of my friends have died because of guns”
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Laura Ingraham vs. March for Our Lives
  • Trevor: Tucker Carlson’s bad take on teen activists
  • FL Students: “We’ve been silent for too long”
  • Mother Jones: Newtown students heading to D.C. with the message “Enough is enough”
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Adult-splaining grammar to teen activist David Hogg.
  • Vox: What students really think about school shootings.

Samantha Bee: All you get is birth control.

Trevor: Facebook fallout—Mark Zuckerberg rolls out an apology

Garfunkel and Oates: Both sides can laugh:

Adam ruins the midnight ride of Paul Revere.

Stephen: Mark Zuckerberg is silent smid Facebook’s privacy scandal.

Vox: Women are not as divided on #MeToo as it may seem.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 7/30/16, 1:07 am

Colbert: Political week in review.

Young Turks: GOP loses it over Tim Kaine’s lapel pin.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Glass Ceiling Broken:

  • Stephen: Hillary breaks the glass ceiling.
  • Daily Show: The DNC’s rocky start.
  • Seth Meyers: A Closer Look at DNC Day 2:
    https://youtu.be/f-_WrdCRkXQ
  • Stephen: an herstoric achievement–240 years in the making.
  • James Corden: First Lady Obama wins the DNC opening night.
  • Susie Sampson: Drump’s Campaign Manager on Donald Trump’s Penis
  • The Late Show “Fight Song” feat.
  • Songify Hillary’s historic night.
  • Stephen: Obama, Biden and Kaine speak on night 3 of the DNC
  • Maddow: Obama speech ‘politically priceless’ for Clinton
  • Thom: Drumpf gets his talking points from Storm Front
  • Trevor: Hillary’s acceptance speech.
  • Bill Maher: New Rule — The notorious HRC
  • Young Turks: Obama’s speech was so good even conservatives liked it.
  • Stephen: The last O’Malley supporter
  • Young Turks: Best lines from Hillary’s speech.
  • ONN Lesser DNC Speeches: Walking in on Hillary and Bill
  • Stephen: Clinton overcomes insurgent “fart-in,” accepts Democratic nomination:

  • Hasan Minhaj: Why Hillary Clinton needs to beat Donald Drumpf
  • Hillary prepares for her acceptance speech.
  • Stephen Colbert and John Oliver Chat about Tim Kaine
  • Daily Show: DNC Wrap-up
  • Sam Seder: Michael Bloomberg rips Drumpf to shreds.
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Bill’s sexy DNC speech
  • PsychoSuperMom: “I’m With her”
  • James Corden’s Glass ceiling and tip of the day for Bill-O-the-Clown
  • Seth Meyers: A Closer Look at Hillary Accepting
  • Stephen: Cartoon Hillary answers Republican questions.
  • Mark Fiore: The Kremlin Convention
  • Stephen: Hillary’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

The actor that every politician needs at rallies.

Mental Floss: 39 facts about the middle ages.

How a city’s economy depends on airports.

Young Turks: Republicans go BONKERS over Bradley Cooper (Sniper) at DNC.

What FAUX News aired Instead of the speech by fallen Muslim soldier’s father.

White House: West Wing Week.

Kimmel: Trump and Clinton puppets.

The Drumpfsputin Affair:

  • Stephen: A question about Drumpf
  • Seth knows why Drumpf won’t release his tax returns.
  • Samantha Bee: Midnight in America.
  • David Pakman: Drumpf takes 5 positions on minimum wage in 45 seconds.
  • Maddow: Drumpf is a “unique and present danger”…
  • Young Turks: Father of fallen American soldier delivers powerful speech against Drumpf
  • Sam Seder: Drumpf wants to “hit [DNC] speakers so hard”.
  • Thom: If Drumpf can’t handle a mean tweet, should he have the nuclear codes?
  • Donald Drumpf is not allowed in America…according to Donald Drumpf.
  • Young Turks: Drumpf’s response to DNC is classic PROJECTION
  • Swagasaurus: Fuckboy Drumpf.:

  • David Pakman: Drumpf defends serial harasser Roger Ailes.
  • Thom: Pence may be more dangerous than Drumpf
  • Young Turks: Drumpf asks Russia to commit crime against political opponent
  • Sam Seder: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s Drumpf burn is beautiful.
  • David Pakman: Hundreds say Drumpf doesn’t pay his bills
  • Nightly Show: Backstage with Drumpf.
  • Young Turks: Drumpf is not in favor of freedom of the press
  • Slate: Counting arbitrary things in Drumpf’s speech
  • Kimmel: Drunk Donald Trumpf on napping.
  • Trevor: Drumpf’s shady ties to Russia
  • Samantha Bee: Fear mongering
  • Young Turks: What is the best way to attach Drumpf?
  • David Pakman: Drumpf denies meeting Putin after bragging about meeting Putin
  • Try on a Drumpf hat and tell us how it feels.
  • YG and Nipsey Hussle: “Fuck Donald Trump”
  • Young Turks: Dumbshit Drumpf takes a swing at Tim Kaine (D), hits Tom Kean (R)
  • Bad Lip Reading: Cruz talks Drumpf.
  • Kimmel: The Troompa Loompas on hacking
  • Young Turks: DNC speeches gave Drumpf a Twittergasm

Seth Meyers with Lenny Kravits on the Clintons.

Young Turks: Voter ID laws struck down.

Stephen: What’s the nicest thing you can say about your opposing party’s candidate.

How did the U.S. end up with a 2-party system?
https://youtu.be/u7JBXja7SAY

Young Turks: All cops walk in Freddie Gray case.

Lawrence O’Donnell: Capt. Khan’s parents remember their son

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 3/26/16, 12:22 am

North Carolina anti-gay tourism advertisement.

Jimmy Kimmel mansplains to Hillary.

Minute Physics: Are we looking in the wrong place for aliens?

Rosie the Riveter goes to Washington.

The 2016 Festival of Clowns:

  • Great moments (and one not-so-great moment) in American Oratory
  • Sam Seder: Trump goes on and on about his tiny, tiny hands with the WaPo editorial board
  • David Pakman: President Drumpf would outsource SCOTUS nominations to a think tank
  • Daily Show Reenacts (verbatim) Donald Drumpf speaking to the Washington Post.
  • Thom: Drumpf is a delusional crybaby.
  • Young Turks: Drumpf and Cruz have Twitter wars over their wives.
  • Maddow: Trump’s escalating violent rhetoric.
  • Larry Wilmore meets Drumpf’s Black supporters.
  • Sam Seder: Cruz calls Trump a sniveling coward.
  • David Pakman: Embarrassing Drumpf audio exposes him as totally clueless
  • Kimmel: Mitt Romney’s attack ad on Donald Drumpf
  • Red State Update: Is Drumpf Hitler?
  • Jimmy Dore: A Donald Drumpf criticism so sad you’ll feel sorry.
  • Trevor Noah: How the fuck did we get here?!?

  • Kimmel: Things Drumpf loves.
  • Thom: Ted Cruz & Drumpf have come for the Muslims…
  • Seth Meyers with Sorry Not Sorry: Racist Drumpf supporter, Kasich insults women.
  • Wait…WHUUUT? Ted Cruz has a sex scandal.
  • Young Turks: Lindsay Graham gives worst endorsement EVER
  • Obama calls out Ted Cruz on his Muslim surveillance proposal.
  • David Pakman: Ted Cruz sex scandal explodes.
  • Trevor Noah: Lindsey Graham picks his poison.

Seth Meyers: Eric Holder explains why more Wall Street bankers aren’t in jail.

Greenman: How reliable are satellite temperatures? (Director’s Cut).

Proof of evolution in our bodies.

Larry Wilmore: Racist origins of Nixon’s War on Drugs.

Cuban Romance:

  • Seth Meyers with a closer look at Obama in Cuba.
  • The complicated history of the U.S. and Cuba explained.
  • President Obama addresses the people of Cuba.
  • Sam Seder: Glenn Beck completely loses it over Obama in Cuba
  • Young Turks: Republicans are furious over Obama’s Cuba trip
  • Jimmy Dore: Barack Obama & Raul Castro have awkward handshake to end all awkward handshakes.
  • Daily Show: Americanization of Cuba.

Mark Fiore: Thank You! Love, ISIS.

Food processing science (and weirdness).

Sarah Palin gets her own “Judge Judy” show.

Young Turks: The legacy of Rob Ford.

Thom: Portland, Oregon sues Monsanto.

Matthew Filipowicz: Who’s to blame for the five hour long voting lines in Arizona?.

GOP Obstruction of Justice:

  • PsychoSuperMom: Dear Mr. Garland
  • Kimmel: Hillary on the Supreme Court nominee
  • Farron Cousins: Republicans are holding the whole court system hostage.
  • Steve Kornacki with Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) GOP Raises Partisan Bar In SCOTUS Obstruction
  • Who is Merrick Garland and why is he Obama’s Supreme Court nominee?
  • Sam Seder: Does Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court make any damn sense at all?

Trump vs. Bernie in the First Ever @midnight Presidential Debate:

Hashtag Wars: Bernie v. Drumpf in #IfIWerePresident.

Farron Cousins: Sarah Palin to return with the dumbest TV show of all time.

Young Turks: Alabama Governor’s (R-Family Valuesville) phone sex with mistress released.

Kimmel: New Hillary Clinton campaign slogans.

Capitol Hill Kids on 2016.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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I quit ’cause y’all are mean to me!

by Darryl — Wednesday, 6/22/11, 11:21 am

No…not me. Don’t be silly.

It’s Sarah Palin.

She has, apparently, quit halfway through her “One Nation” bus tour:

Though Palin and her staff never announced a timeline for the remaining legs of her trip, aides had drafted preliminary itineraries that would have taken her through the Midwest and Southeast at some point this month. But those travel blueprints are now in limbo, RCP has learned, as Palin and her family have reverted to the friendly confines of summertime Alaska, where the skies are currently alight for over 19 hours a day and the Bristol Bay salmon fishing season is nearing its peak.

The early stages of her tour resulted in two huge stories. First, her upstaging Mitt Romney—rude showmanship even by a Republican standard of nastiness. And second, her babbling, twisted rendition of Paul Revere’s midnight ride.

Ouch! She did more damage than good to herself during the early part of the tour because, you know, the “lamestream” media is so mean her and out to get her. And once again Sarah response is a triumph of narcissism over political sensibility. She takes her ball and goes home.

“I quit!”

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 6/3/11, 11:25 pm

Late night comedians feast on Palin and take a bite out of Weiner.

Sam Seder: Taxpayer-funded helicopter takes Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) to son’s little league game.

SCTV: The Maria Shriver make-up makeover.

Rep. Jim McDermott (D-WA-07): Republicans want to destroy Medicare to save it?!?:

Young Turks: KKK protests Westboro Baptist Church (Darryl: Anyone wanna pitch in to contribute a case of hand grenades to each side?).

Stephen on G.P.P. pandering debt ceiling game (via TalkingPointsMemo).

Ann Telnaes: Unofficial photos from Obama’s trip.

Seattle attorney arrested for keying cars.

Sam Seder: Republicans would fund a reality show before food safety.

Sen. Paul Goes All Nazi On Us:

  • Newsy: Rand Paul calls for prison for LISTENING to radical speech?!?
  • Young Turks: Rand Paul’s fascist side.
  • Thom: Senator Rand Paul & his new McCarthy-esque witch hunt

Mitt 2.0 (via TalkingPointsMemo).

Congressional candidate Roger Goodman wants to legalize medical marijuana dispensaries.

Obama: A resurgent auto industry.

Mark Fiore: Snuggly new friend Autopen signs the Patriot Act.

Pap: Teabaggers try to rewrite history.

Thom: Republican budget cuts lead to a man drowning as first responders stand by helplessly.

Stephen on Cell phone radiation (via TalkingPointsMemo).

White House: West Wing Week.

Cenk: Serial job killiers hypocrite Republicans blame Obama after opposing virtually everything he introduces.

Wisconsin G.O.P. caught on tape planning to run ‘Spoiler Candidates’ in June recall elections.

Weiner’s Wiener’s Woes:

  • Newsy: Weiner “Can’t say with certitude….”
  • Young Turks: Weinergate is B.S.
  • Jon does Weiner’s wiener (via Political Wire):
  • FAUX News and friends phallus fun (via TalkingPointsMemo).
  • Young Turks: Weinergate? No…Breitbart is a fraud.
  • NYC Reporter has “altercation” in Weiner’s office (via TalkingPointsMemo).
  • Newsy: Weiner calls Twitter hack a distraction.
  • Maddow does Rep. Weiner
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Takes Bill-O to task over sex scandal.
  • Young Turks: Evidence Rep. Weiner was hacked.

Thom: Fighting back in the Republican War on Workers™.

Ed and Pap: Dimwit Republicans follow dimwit leaders.

Newsy: Rudy!

Obama speaks at Memorial Day Service.

Young Turks: Republican’s skewed ideas about taxes.

Florida’s Teabaggy Gov. Rick Scott Stimulus Flippity Floppy:

  • Maddow: Gov. Scott stimulus hypocrisy.
  • Cenk: Governor Scott busted on stimulus hypocrisy.

Rep. Jay Inslee (D-WA-01) offers wounded warrior amendment.

Thom: Who is killing net neutrality?

Young Turks: Donald Trump might be back in!!!

Romney: Same candidate, different positions?!?

Thom: Break up California!

ONN: Nation’s problems caused by being built on ancient Indian burial ground.

Maddow: Thaddeus McCotter resurrects REO Speedwagen.

Young Turks: Hollywood’s liberal bias.

The Caucus: The week in politics.

Cenk: Republicans double down on Ryan’s disastrous Medicare “transformation” program (via TalkingPointsMemo).

Gov. Chris Christie’s very busy week.

DNC Chair: Romney’s failed jobs record.

Palin Around with Crazy:

  • Young Turks: Sarah Palin steals Mitt Romney’s thunder.
  • Jon: Driving Miss Crazy (via OneGoodMove).
  • Sarah Palin makes another deposit in her Stoopid Statement Bank About Paul Revere’s Midnight Ride (via Political Wire):
  • Tweety: Sarah Palin’s version of the midnight ride.
  • Young Turks: Who funds Sarah’s tour bus?
  • Maddow: Sarah Palin channels Vladimir Putin.
  • What just happened to The Mittster in NH?
  • Cenk: Palin takes Mitt’s lunch money.
  • Ann Telnaes: smellin’ The Emissions.
  • Young Turks: A pair of quitters share some Pizza
  • Palintology: Sarah Palins debt ceiling theory is stupid and uninformed
  • Cenk: The Mommy Grizzlys versus the Plastic Man.

Cenk: Of Course Senator bought by Goldman Sachs.

Thom: “Buy our Republican plan or we’ll shoot Grandma!”.

Maddow: Wingnuts out extreming each other on abortion.

SCTV: Can you WHO me now?

Young Turks: Teabaggers try to kill Medicare.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Don’t disenfranchise procrastinators (like me)

by Goldy — Tuesday, 2/17/09, 5:37 am

The Seattle Times wants to change the deadline for mail-in ballots:

WASHINGTON voters are no strangers to suspenseful elections — but our state has a habit of dragging the suspense out for way too long.

Secretary of State Sam Reed wants to bring elections to more decisive ends sooner. His proposal would require ballots be received in election offices by Election Day. Now, the ballots need only be postmarked by Election Day. That means ballots straggle in throughout election week, often putting off the decisive conclusion for days — given Washington’s propensity for razor-thin margins.

This, of course, is a huge problem for newspaper headline writers who require definitive results by midnight, but for the rest of us… eh, not so much.  In fact, you’d think especially with our state’s “propensity for razor-thin margins” the emphasis should be on counting the ballot of every single registered voter, rather than finishing the counting on election night.

On Election Night in November, Democratic challenger Darcy Burner was leading in her bid to unseat incumbent Republican Dave Reichert for the 8th Congressional District seat. But Reichert pulled comfortably ahead over several King County and Pierce County ballot counts by Friday to win re-election.

Again, apart from the anxiety it caused the candidates and their most fervent supporters, I don’t really see what the problem is.  Speedy results would be nice, but voter participation and tabulation accuracy are what we really should be shooting for when it comes to running an election.  So I just don’t see why we have to make voting more difficult, and inevitably disenfranchise pathological procrastinators like me, just to get things over and done with by Tuesday night.

Think about it.  Right now the deadline is clear, precise and uniform:  postmarked by election day.  That means in the recent special election I dropped my ballot off at the Columbia City post office by about 4PM, a good hour or so under the wire.  But under the new, stricter law Sam Reed and the Times are proposing, the deadline would have been Saturday, or if you’re  lucky, Monday, or maybe Friday or Thursday or even earlier, depending on where you live.  Different voters would effectively have different deadlines, and they would change for every election.

That totally sucks.

No doubt Reed’s “reforms” would make things easier for election officials and the news media, but at the inevitable cost of disenfranchising voters.  The Times looks at Oregon and argues the change would likely invalidate “only” a few hundred ballots… which I guess doesn’t sound like all that many unless one of those ballots is yours.

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More Wingnut propaganda in the Minnesota Senate race

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/11/08, 3:22 pm

The fledgling right-wing propaganda war continues in the Senate race between Sen. Norm Coleman and Al Franken. As of yesterday’s midnight deadline, Franken trails Coleman by 206 out of 2.9 million votes.

The latest error-prone Wingding propaganda piece comes from Dr. John R. Lott, Jr. writing an opinion piece for Fox News. Lott, a right-wing academic, begins his article by insinuating something sinister behind the changing vote tallies:

[On Wednesday morning,] Senator Norm Coleman led Al Franken by what seemed like a relatively comfortable 725 votes. By Wednesday night, that lead had shrunk to 477. By Thursday night, it was down to 336. By Friday, it was 239. Late Sunday night, the difference had gone down to just 221 — a total change over 4 days of 504 votes.

Amazingly, this all has occurred even though there hasn’t even yet been a recount.

It is hard to know if this is genuinely spin or whether Lott is simply unaware of elementary elections procedures. Changes in vote totals are almost guaranteed in the days leading up to initial certification. There are numerous reasons for this, including ongoing tallying of absentee and provisional ballots, correction of tabulating and reporting errors, and resolution of disputed ballots. In Minnesota, however, the changes are mostly corrections of tabulating and reporting errors because absentee ballots must be received by election day, and with election day registration possible, provisional ballots are not used. (In 2006, Minnesota had no provisional ballots cast. I am unclear whether provisional ballots play any role in Minnesota’s new voter challenge procedures.) Some ballots do remain uncounted at the time the polls close on election day:

Ramsey County found 55 absentee ballots which arrived on time to be counted on election day, but which were not. Those results have now been included in the new totals.

Counting these ballots will obviously affect subsequent reporting.

Contrary to Lott’s insinuations, the only thing unusual about these changes is that people are paying attention:

…county auditors are finding minor errors as they’re proofing their unofficial numbers before shipping them to St. Paul, said John Aiken, spokesman for Secretary Mark Ritchie.

“The counties are trying to be as accurate and transparent as possible. You’ll see fluctuations here and there,” Aiken said.

It happens all the time in every election, he said. The only difference is that for most elections, the margin is much wider and the election less prominent. Here, he said, “The eyes of the nation are on this Senate race.”

Lott goes on to “analyze” the errors, and he offers alarmist rhetoric that overlooks the specifics of known cases. For example, one case of an additional 100 votes for Franken simply reflected a typo:

In Pine County, an election official accidentally entered 24 votes for Franken on Tuesday night instead of the 124 he actually received. The mistake was caught on Thursday and the numbers changed, said Jim Gelbmann from the Secretary of State’s office.

In another case, the change reflected a failure to report any result at all:

In northeastern Minnesota, the town of Buhl’s ballots had been cast but not counted in statewide totals. It turns out election officials there counted the votes but never called them in. […]

Election official Mike Buchanan said that when Buhl election officials arrived a work at 7:30 a.m. Wednesday, “we received a phone call from St. Louis County — they wanted our election numbers.”

They got them.

Coleman received 152 votes in Buhl and Franken got 343, for a difference of 191 in the Democratic candidate’s favor. Not enough to change the results, but enough to tighten the contest even more.

Sinister! Sinister, I tell you!

Lott’s specifics-free discussion of the precincts from which Franken’s votes came ends with this bit of factually challenged, pure Wingnut propaganda:

It was also true that precincts that gave Obama a larger percentage of the vote were statistically more likely to make a correction that helped Franken.

This is the kind of statement that somehow seems authoritative—I mean, using words like “statistically more likely” and all. But it is bullshit technobabble. Statisticians use the term “statistically more likely” to refer to a result that exceeds some benchmark by an amount that is (probabilistically) outside of the sampling error. When the entire population is surveyed (as, say, when all voters in an election are considered), there is no sampling error. A difference is just a difference (or every difference is statistically significant). So Lott either doesn’t understand statistics (doubtful) or he is trying to bullshit us.

Lott offers more sloppy propaganda:

The recent Washington State 2006 gubernatorial recount is probably most famous for the discovery of ballots in heavily Democratic areas that had somehow missed being counted the first and even second time around. Minnesota is already copying that, though thus far on a much smaller scale, with 32 absentee ballots being discovered in Democratic Hennepin County after all the votes had already been counted.

In fact, the 32 absentee ballots in Hennepin County (and the 55 absentee ballots found in Ramsey County) are part of the first count. Even so, it is possible additional ballots will be found in the Minnesota recount. What of it? The whole purpose of a recount to ensure that every ballot is counted and counted correctly. Ironically, it was Republican Dino Rossi’s campaign in the 20064 Washington state race that ended up hunting down additional ballots—after the second recount.

Lott then goes on to downplay expectations that the recount will affect much about the election. He poo-poos an AP article about the magnitude of the undervote, and its possible significance. He incorrectly suggests that voters are warned about undervotes in Minnesota. This is simply incorrect—overvotes are flagged, not undervotes.

Optical scan machines do make mistakes. Minnesota estimates this error rate after each election by conducting audits in about 5% of precincts. The 2006 results gave a rate of 53 errors in 94,073 votes cast. Indeed, in Ramsey County yesterday, the machine audit found Franken gaining one vote out of 7,700 counted.

Lott uses his misunderstanding of the optical scanning machines to raise the same old tired talking points against “voter intent”:

There should be no role to divine voters’ intentions. If a voter wanted a vote recorded for a particular race, the machine tells him whether his vote in all the races was counted.

Yes, there really is a role for discerning voter intent—it’s the law. Minnesota, as a voter intent state, provides clear guidelines on how voter intent is to be discerned.

Finally, Lott offers a Wingnut taking point that has no place in this discussion:

With ACORN filing more than 43,000 registration forms this year, 75 percent of all new registrations in the state, Minnesota was facing vote fraud problems even before the election. Even a small percentage of those registrations resulting in fraudulent votes could tip this election.

Un-huh. I suppose it is possible that Lott has been in a vacuum and actually believes this crap. More likely, he knows better, but just throws this out as Wingnut bullshit designed to cast doubt on the election. Specifically, he is exploiting the widely publicized fact that some ACORN employees have made up registrations (i.e. they have defrauded ACORN, who pays them for registering new potential voters)—information that has come to light in some cases because ACORN has reported what they believe are fake registration forms. Unless Lott believes that dishonest workers subsequently go on to recruit people to go vote as Micky Mouse, there is no link between real people registered by ACORN and “vote fraud problems” at the polls.

So…that is the latest in wingnuttery over this race. Get ready for the howls of “election fraud” when the voter crediting numbers turn out to be less than the numbers of ballots cast.

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Prefers GOP-Socialist Party

by Jon DeVore — Sunday, 9/14/08, 8:20 pm

While you were enjoying Sunday football, working or whatever else was on your plate, the nationalization of the financial sector ramped up even more. From Calculated Risk:

This is a wild day for the financial markets. Here is a summary post (scroll down for actual posts):

1) Lehman is expected to file bankruptcy before midnight ET.

2) AIG rejected private equity investment and has asked the Fed for help. A restructuring plan will be announced tonight or early tomorrow morning.

3) BofA bought Merrill Lynch for $29 per share in stock.

4) The Fed has expanded its lending facilities, including accepting equities.

So the next right-wing moran who writes a letter to the editor calling Barack Obama a socialist deserves to be flogged with some worthless paper. Maybe someone has some old junk bond certificates.

The invisible hand isn’t confining itself to your pocket any more, folks. It’s all fun and games to have dogmatic stink tanks push privatization and deregulation schemes while times are good. Now we’re all going to reap the bitter fruit of a financial system that was allowed to wallow in corruption.

While the ridiculous and false charge that liberalism is socialism became a form of conventional wisdom in this country, the actual fact of conservative delusions about how to ensure efficient markets has been largely ignored.

The Republican “realists” who are such dedicated experts on sex crimes overlooked a basic fact of human nature: given the opportunity to rob people blind, a certain number of people will do so. And when this leads to a competitive advantage, as it did with the mortgage industry, it should be obvious that the pressures to cut corners will mount even in reputable firms. Throw in some Ponzi-type investment products and inscrutable accounting procedures, and voila, it’s 1987 all over again.

Now we have no choice but to bail the whole thing out. Again. At the same time Republicans put forth their boiler-plate rubbish about smaller government and less regulation, the American people will be witnessing a financial mess of truly epic proportions.

I’ve locked the crystal ball in a safe deposit box in an offshore bank, but the cognitive dissonance between what Republicans say and what they do could cause a rip in the Sarah-McCain continuum. It’s all moose hockey now.

The big question is whether we ever get a government that will make policy to benefit the entire population instead of a select few. You know, since we’re paying for it and stuff.

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Morning Roundup: Dignity in an undignified world

by Paul — Thursday, 11/29/07, 7:45 am

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees, goes the quote attributed to Emiliano Zapata. It came to mind considering the case of the 14-year-old Jehovah’s Witness who chose to die rather than accept blood transfusions against his principles. Without a judge stepping in and saying the kid was old enough to make up his own mind, we might be back in yet another pointless, diversionary Terri Shiavo tug-of-war. Somehow the fact it never got to that says something about public opinion on the right to die. As Midnight Oil, reprising the Zapata quote in “Power and the Passion,” put it, “Sometimes you’ve got to take the hardest line.” And to think lead singer Peter Garrett has just been named Australia’s minister of the environment in the wake of Down Under’s anti-Bush election overhaul.

The kid knew what he was doing. He just wanted to die with dignity, his beliefs intact. You can argue endlessly about whether he was acting against his own eventual interests, whether he might, had he taken transfusions and survived, look back as an adult and be glad. But I’m not so sure. At 14 I was protesting the war and fighting the draft and listening to Dylan and pretty much had the mindset I do today, even if in a lot of ways I was completely clueless about life. So yeah, let the kid decide.

As an aside, searching the Zapata quote today (a far different experience than when I first researched it back in the day) says something about an incipient and encouraging youth awareness. A few years ago a Google search yielded only a few hits, and they all tagged Zapata (rightly so). Today the same search barely turns up the Mexican revolutionary’s name. Instead a raft of MySpace and other personal references show up, many posted by youth who obviously think the quote has some relevance to life in America today. As a meme, the phrase may give hope to aging lefties that hey, the kids are alright.

Richard McIver isn’t exactly walking tall himself, but another judge was probably considering dignity more than legal principle in (Times here, P-I there, both worth reading for their differences) withholding a video of the councilman taken the night of his arrest. The judge mumbled something about privacy rights and McIver not being informed he was being taped (like a camera or camcorder pointed in his face escaped notice?), but let’s face it, McIver is a decent guy who doesn’t deserve to be bandied about on the airwaves in a drunken stupor. Or whatever (since we probably will never see the thing). As for Jane Hague, potentially getting off on a technicality will do hardly anything to restore her dignity, which is pretty much shot forever.

The truth is, it’s near impossible to maintain dignity in public life these days, the Bush administration having so soiled the landscape. Public service has been turned into lackeydom and lickspittlehood, the latest evidence being the fearsome crusader called in to “investigate” Karl Rove. Turns out he is under investigation himself for all kinds of crap, including firing whistleblowers and “using government agencies to help re-elect Republicans.” And we are shocked, shocked at this revelation. Can you imagine this guy even getting up off his knees, let alone dying on his feet? I mean, just look at him. Orwell’s observation about people eventually getting the face they deserve comes to mind.

To end on a positive note, as we always try to do even in this season of commercialized, ersatz cheer, Obama’s comin’ to town! Now there’s a guy not only with dignity, but a face he deserves…

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FCC: serving the public corporatist interest

by Goldy — Friday, 11/9/07, 7:45 pm

If FCC chair Kevin Martin thought he could depress turnout at tonight’s public hearing on media consolidation by scheduling it with only five days notice, he shouldn’t have located it in Seattle. By 7PM, Town Hall’s 800-seat auditorium was comfortably full, with more people still streaming in. Even now, over three hours into the proceedings a large crowd remains, with many more people milling about downstairs. I think it a safe bet to estimate that over 1200 people will have come through the doors by the end of the night.

The audience is not only large, but extremely enthusiastic, and almost entirely opposed to the FCC’s proposed rules loosening limits on cross ownership and consolidation. It is also (gasp) bipartisan. The meeting opened with live statements from Gov. Chris Gregoire, AG Rob McKenna, state auditor Brian Sonntag, and KC councilmember Reagan Dunn, plus prerecorded statements from Sen. Maria Cantwell, Rep. Jay Inslee and Rep. Dave Reichert. Needless to say, all opposed the rule changes. A panel of speakers including Seattle Times publisher Frank Blethen and KVI radio personality John Carlson also spoke to the commission, and again, overwhelmingly against the rules. Indeed, the only speakers the FCC could find to support further media consolidation were a handful of representatives from media companies that would benefit from the rule changes.

Meanwhile, over 251 audience members have already signed up for a two minute speaking slot — if everybody gets their turn we’ll be here for another eight hours! And of the dozens of concerned citizens who have already spoken, only one has argued in support of loosening ownership rules… my colleague and KTTH morning host, David Boze. (Talk about a brown nose. I sure hope that’s not what it takes to get ahead in today’s corporate-owned media, because if it is, I’m screwed.) Each speaker (except for Boze) has been thanked with loud and boisterous applause, a level of enthusiasm all the more amazing considering we all realize that the Republican majority on the FCC has already written the rules and made their decision, and that this whole hearing is little more than show.

I’m not sure how long I’ll stick around, but I’ll certainly post more later….

UPDATE (11:30PM):
I gotta admit, I couldn’t sit through the whole thing, so I went out for a drink, but I just got back, and it’s still going strong… maybe 200 people still sitting in the audience, more than seven hours later. Amazing. Over 280 concerned citizens signed up for their two minutes to speak, but they’re planning to shut things down at midnight. According to Andrew, who’s been live blogging the whole time, only a couple people have spoken in favor of loosening the ownership rules.

You can argue the merits of the proposed rule changes all you want, but one thing is absolutely clear from this FCC hearing… the public is overwhelmingly opposed. Nearly unanimously. This whole hearing may be a farce, but if so, the people here tonight are playing their roles with passion and verve.

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Burn Bush Update

by Goldy — Saturday, 8/25/07, 12:49 pm

Yup, that’s the kinda “conscious-driven independent” who currently serves Washington’s 8th Congressional District. The kinda congressman who apologizes to fellow Republicans for voting with his constituents and against drilling in ANWR… but of course votes for drilling when the vote really counts. The kinda congressman who votes the way the Republican leadership tells him to vote, because he knows they are trying to protect him. The kinda congressman who is comfortable voting against education funding because he knows his leadership is putting together a bill to cover his ass. The kinda congressman who jokingly compares Democrats to the Green River Killer, trivializing the deaths of dozens of women… deaths that occurred on his watch.

And this is the type of leadership Darcy Burner would bring to Congress:

No wonder the national response to our Burn Bush for Burner campaign has been so overwhelming: over 1,420 contributers giving over $47,000 in just a day and a half! (Blue Majority totals included.) Wow!

That is simply amazing, but it’s still less than half-way toward our ambitious $100,000 target. This is not just about supporting a progressive netroots candidate like Darcy Burner when she needs us most — it’s about sending a message to other Republican candidates nationwide that they bring Bush into their district at their own peril. If we can meet or beat our target — if Darcy can possibly raise more money from Bush’s visit than Reichert — then we will have effectively neutralized the GOP’s most effective fundraiser, potentially costing other Republican incumbents millions of dollars by making the rewards of a Bush visit simply not worth the political and monetary price.

So if you haven’t already given, please give today. Every little bit counts.

Help Darcy Burn Bush: $

As for my own, personal HA targets, it’s been equally amazing. Yesterday I asked for ten HA readers to match my own $100 donation (as most of you know, a financial stretch for me,) plus a total of 25 contributions of any amount over the next day. One day later we’re an encouraging half-way towards my $100 matching challenge… but you blew my one-day 25-person contribution request right out of the water. So far, 56 HA readers have contributed over $1,700! To put that in perspective, that ranks HA number five nationwide after powerhouses Daily Kos, Atrios, AmericaBlog and Blue Majority! And on a contribution-per-reader ration, nobody else even comes close.

So here’s what I want to do. Let’s keep my $100 matching challenge unchanged, but let’s shoot for a total of 100 HA contributors by midnight Sunday. Give whatever can — five or ten bucks is enough — and let’s show Bush, Reichert and the Republican and Democratic establishment that people-powered politics can beat a handful of rich folk any day of the week.

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